Good evening.  I feel that it is time to introduce myself to those of you that I don't already know. 

 

My name is Froggy........Psycho Froggy.

 

Obviously, this is not the name I was born with.  My birth name was far more innocuous.  I earned this name and the accompanying reputation after years of trials and tribulations at the Montgomery T. Frogmont School  for Trainee Assassins.  For many moons I have been a practising assassin.  Many prominent frogs have fallen to my blades.  Now I am extremely wealthy.  I have everything I have ever wanted.  Well, almost everything.........

 

I dream of early retirement and birthing my spawn in my luxurious pool (all mod-cons fitted).  However, before I can retire I have one final mission,  the elimination of my arch enemy.  I have stalked him in secret for a number of weeks and hatched a cunning plan for his utter annihilation.  But more of that at a later date. 

 

Obviously, because of my profession, my true identity must remain a secret.  As a result, the charming specimen of froghood on my profile is not in fact my true self. 

 

For the majority of my working life I have operated in secret.  I have decided, however, that this, my final and most challenging mission, should be publicised and I should share with the world my inevitable triumph.  As such I will enter my story on to the World Wide Web in the form of this blog.    I hope that many of you will join me over the next weeks or months to support me in the culmination of my life's work. 

 

And now 'tis time to bid you all adieu.........